So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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