Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
4 words: hood of his car
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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