How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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