So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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