Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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