the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
