spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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