My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
North Korea, Best Korea!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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