at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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