I forgot how hot balto sounded
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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