If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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