it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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