all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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