do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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