i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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