She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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