This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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