I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
be right there i have to get my cape
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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