actually, I'm a sock model
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
