Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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