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(806): View more from Texas

I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.

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(620): View more from Kansas

If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no

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(614): View more from Ohio

2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.

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(530): View more from California

My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans

(530): View more from California

You've been usurped as King of the Gays

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(567): View more from Ohio

Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good

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(416): View more from Toronto

She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...

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(250): View more from British Columbia

The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.

(905): View more from Ontario

Fuhga

(250): View more from British Columbia

Thank you.

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(850): View more from Florida

Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions

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(805): View more from California

I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs

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