we have pet lesbian snakes
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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