I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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