THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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