I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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