when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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