Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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