you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Congratulations! We have a period
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