But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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