Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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