But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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