She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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