I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
my poor anus
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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