If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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