Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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