dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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