ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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