Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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