there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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