Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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