He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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