3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
50% drunk capacity currently
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I did not marry a roomba.
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