He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Randomize
