wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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