Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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