So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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