Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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