Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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