That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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