i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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