Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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