i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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