Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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