You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This girl is more easily done than said...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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