Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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