if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
