I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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